And it gets worse....

Today was such a horrible day, and the funny part is, it aint even over!

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed with cramps. Nothin to eat. It was so hot, and no one has called/emailed me about a damn job. And of course, my iPhone is GONE with the wind. For soem odd reason I had some hope left. Initially it kept going to voice mail when I called the number, but then it rang. I got my hopes up but no one picked up. After calling about 20 times I decided to give it up......

My mom called me sometime last night to tell me that my lil sis strolled in the house around 1:30 AM, altho her curfew is at 11:30. Her excuse: her phone was dead and she didnt know what time it was. How convenient! I was so angry. Lately I feel like she is kinda developing a bad attitude. She doesnt do any chores at home, talks back to my mom all the time, amd most importantly, started fucking up in school. I set very high standards for my lil sis, but she just doesnt see that Im trying to get her to do better. She thinks becuz she just turned 16 she can do what she wants cuz she is grown. Ha, she got another thing comin....So anyway, I had to come to the house today and smack fire out this lil girl. I told her ass to stop talkin back, jsut listen to what I gotta say and keep it moving. So this lil chicken shit had the nerve to say something to me so I smacker her ass. She stepped back and then started crying. I just went off on her ass. Im so tired of her actin up.....

Then I went to the AT&T store to get a new sim card for my phone. I spoke to a representative the day I lost the phone and he said I could get a FREE sim card, and wait 2 weeks to buy a new iPhone for about $200. Low and behold, this fucker LIED about EVERYTHING. The sim card was $25 (which I called to customer service to take care....the customer is always right!) and even if I wait, I still have to pay full price for an iPhone, the cheapest being $499. I was so fuckin digusting you know I was in the store crying. Its so unfair, and Apple think they so slick not having insurance in the iPhone. Bitch asses.......

Oh and did I mention its raining and hot.....

I just need to sit the fuck down somewhere and get a drink!

Here Today...Gone tomorrow

This post has a somber tone to it to be quite honest. I got an iPhone not even 2 weeks ago. It was the happiest day of my life. I got all excited putting people's names and numbers in my phone. The iPhone is ultra convenient. I was able to hook up both my email accounts to the phone to I could check them at the touch of a button. Unlimited texting, and data so I can go on the internet at anytime for as long as I like. The touch screen is amazing and you can download all these applications, a lot of good ones for free. I got this app that gives you the recipes for 5400 alcoholic drinks. I downloaded Wuthering Heights (the entire book), bowling, ping pong, a dictionary, a cook book, and of course the phone comes equipped with a iPod!

And my MOST FAVORITE app ever, Paper Toss. So there are different levels of difficulty, essentially there is a bucket in an office and you have to flick your finger to toss the paper ball into bucket. But ah, there is a twist-There is a fan blowing and you have to have some type of technique to flick it correctly. I was thinkin how utterly ridiculous the thought of being so excited about playin a game that is all about throwin a damn paper ball into a bucket. But I kid you not, this thing is so addictive. I showed it to my lil sis, and she was lookin at me like "are you serious, you think this is amusing?!?!" And its so funny cuz if you miss the bucket and it goes too far, lets say to the next cubicle, you hear a lady's voice sayin stuff like "watch it im tryna bowl on my iphone or will you learn how to aim" Its so hilarious......

But all good things must come to an end right? I went to the Gap to buy some button-up shirts and some dress skirts. Well I went to the dressing room and had the phone with me. I came out and I cant remember if I had it or not, cuz next I went to check out some underwear. Well I bought the shirt I tried on then went to another store. When I got to the other store, I realized I didnt have my phone. Ran back to the Gap and it was a rap. The phone was no where to be found, and when I called it, it went straight to voicemail. Aaaahhhhhhhhh Im so depressed now. Like I cant even imagine life without a phone, but without my IPHONE. Im so sick without it. I was on the train and was so bored. I was extra confused about what to do. Couldnt play paper toss or bowl, so I was stuck with gazing at people. I just kept lookiong around at other people, at the ads on the train. It might take me a few days to get a new one. Might have a hook up who can get me one off the black market (hahaha) for a decent price. So Im waiting to hear back but if not, then Ill have to wait 2 weeks to get the iphone from AT&T.

No lie, I cried when I realized the phone wasnt coming. I wish people would be honest and return stuff they find. Im cryin on the inside right now......Im such a fuckin idiot!

MJ dies

Just saw on yahoo that Micheal Jackson died yesterday (thur). What a tragedy.....

Terrible....Tuesdays

Well not really so terrible. I just like the way that sounded.....lol

So nothin much new goin on. Ive officially sank to an all new low. I managed to be on the comp for several hours yesterday, bouncing back and forth between youtube/ybf.com/facebook/and gmail. Im such a loser.....

Class....uuhhh yest and today went by pretty smoothly. I looked at my calender and damn near had a heart attack thinkin that we had another full week of work after this one. But then I wised up and realized work is officially over next tuesday. Ive been thinkin lately how much it must suck for the other teachers. The younger kids (I believe up to 7g) got out of school June 15th. They for some retarded reason got out before the older kids, while the rest of us are all doomed til the 30th. But here is the kicker: those teachers still have to come to work from 9-2. And all they do is check in, sit around for a bit, then holla at the cafe. That sucks ass......

Most days Im done pretty early. And after work is over, im ghost. I no longer wish to sit and chit chat with folks that #1 I cant understand half the time and #2 who barely even talk to me. I usually kinda awkardly sit at the table and drink my juice extra quick, for lack of anything else to do. The occassional head nod, or da here and there is obligatory. But im over it. Aint no point in fakin the funk.....

So Im home now. Just finished takin a nap. Nothin on TV, and my headphones were makin my ears ache so I just took a nap.

Oh, so I have like no food in my fridge...AGAIN. Ive been living on raamen noodles, eggs and waffles. So lets talk about how two weeks into JUNE, my monthly allowance was completey DEPLETED. I had to pay for my trip to Greece, but since I squandered May's monthly allowance, I had to take that money out of June's money. Then I had to pretend to be a volunteer who cared, and did a sessionon diversity for the new volunteers which set me back a whole bunch of money. Taxi fares, travel expenses. At that point, around like June 9th, I had like 120 leva in my account. Lol....Where did THAT money go....uuhhh thats all kinda fuzzy at this point......

Dippin into my amer bank account is nothin new to me. I usually only do it to buy clothes tho. But I need to do it this time to eat! Oh my frivolous nature will be the death of me im sure.....

On another note, what the hell is up with the weather? It rained yesterday, and it was so cold this mornin on my way to work. Its supposed to be chilly for the rest of the week. I remember it being extremely hot this time last year. But then again maybe global warming (or colding I should say) is catchin up to us....

oh and randomly, when I went to work earlier, there was a sign that said something about if you love yourself, forget the narcotics....I found it extremely random since there are like 3 classes left in the school cuz its the end of the year. And also, is this some new campaign to combat drug use, or was it just one of those general 'dont use drugs" kinda things....ill never fully understand this place....

Train Excapades

So let me start off by saying, this def qualifies for Foolishness status.....

So on Tues, I went to Sofia to get some shoppin in. I finished work pretty early, bout 12 or so, and decided what the hell, your bday is tomorrow. I usualy take the bus cuz its closer to my house, and Ive just got accustomed to travelin that way. BUT on this particular day, I figured sonce I was goin to the mall, I should take the train since it will put me closer to the mall which = more time to shop.

And here is where I say a big damn you b*tches for sayin people need to take the road less traveled......

Wouldnt you know, one stop away from where I got on, we stayed at the station for damn near 2 1/2 hours (I sooo which I could caps lock that for emphasis)?!?!?!?! Apparently when we stopped I thought it was something routine, a short delay or what have you. But noooooooooooo something happened to some guy at the next station which prevented his train from moving, thus preventing our train from moving, thus further preventing me from gettin to Sofia earlier to shop. Chain reaction........

Folks got off the train to play cards at a table at the train stop. The ticket checkers started unbuttoning their shirts and gettin comfy, the damn train driver got off the train to start yappin his gums. Folks were drinkin beer to pass the time, or just plain knocked out/mouth open in a deep slumber. And the funny thing is, I didnt dare ask for a refund so I could go take the bus. The seemed almost ridiculous.....

So here I am, playing with my phone, eating chips and chocolate, hoping that someone wouldnt snatch a cute bag that I might want, or take the size I needed and bought something that I could have worn so much better. Finally, the train begins to move. I thought maybe I would see blood/guts/someones head at the station when we passed it, but honestly everything looked to be like normal and I was wondering what the hell could have happened to hold us up for 2 1/2 hours (insert emphasis here)...

So some guy gets on the train and asked me for the time, altho he had a watch on. I suppose he just wanted to make sure his time was correct, altho I really suspect he just wanted to say something to me. And mind you this dude looked to be like 65. So as he is gettin off the train, he extends his hand to me and says have a nice day. I shook it to be polite and said the same to you IN BULGARIAN. That must have been a test to see my skills cuz this MOFO gon tell me that at the stop he was gettinoff at, there is a really nice hotel nearby. At first I thought maybe I didnt hear correctly, but then he started talkin shit bout how his town is so nice blah blah blah and mentions the hotel again. I just shook my damn head and turned away.....the nerve of these people.......

Then I had to go to the bathroom. And thank the lord for those lil tissue things cuz there was NO type of anything that resembled toilet paper. And not to mention the smell. Oh my Goodnes it smelled so damn rauncy in there I almost couldnt use the bathroom.....

Oh so then there were these drunk dudes on the train. They started walkin back and forth from car to car arguin about something. And besides the fact that they were slurrin their words, wobblin from side to side in a drunken stupor and reeked of booz, one dude had the audacity to be holding a freshly poured to the brim plastic cup of beer...ON THE TRAIN. I was beyond stupified......

Train ride from hell. Im takin the bus like I usually do from here on out damnit.....

Rihanna Nude Pics

As if she isnt surrounded by enough controversy, some nude pics of Rihanna have flooded the internet. The nude pics dont necessarily show her face, just a body. So one could argue that in fact its not her. But folks are sayin these pics are her. And because I love to keep my loyal supporters/readers up on the latest, Ive took the liberty to post the link where you can see a slideshow of the pics in question.

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/player4.swf?autoplay=0&tinyimg=http://api.ning.com/files/sehTXWcpNaHCt7kkDJhr8kvrtkRXVy3cHYjFondwe6jCK5jGYr8*1L3ez9x*tIPt*2opEitj2B23WTI1O6ftKtLTi8xcUCuk/6.jpg&Addr=http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos&v=playFLV.php?loc=http://api.ning.com/files/sehTXWcpNaHVTZvT9j0zjkGwnzP0sRd1f7qfpNkotvE7ZP9k2KpbmnHBaAPgRO8g21*Nn81fYCEsn22*X7GES23dC0jtCvIH/tmp110052.flv&play=1&vCode=q3407mZHZrM63Bi4&enctrch=&vl=wshh4iB36MrZHZm7043q&ens=2&vid=15971

The first pic is obviously here actually....oh hey Chris Breezy, is that you?!?!

A lil somethin funny....

I was reading this in a magazine. The pic kinda caught my eye, but reading what was attached was so hilarious I thought Id share.....
Every week I look forward to FHM.com's Friday email. A few Fridays back I whacked on my PC, opened my inbox and took great joy in looking through your pics of the Greece Blow-Job Competition at the Baywatch Bar in Zante. But then I saw the pics of the "blonde girl with the denim skirt." At this point I felt sick. That girl is my girlfriend. She'd been on holiday to Zante in August, but what was she doing with that man's penis in her mouth? I've since quizzed her about this, and she still tried to pretend that she had been faithful to me. I woudl like to thank FHM because althought I have a broken heart, you've managed to save me from a future heartache at the hands of the cheating bitch. I would like to take this opportunity to tell mankind that although the pics make it appear as if she knows what she's doing, she's crap at oral sex.

Whoa!!! Can you imagine, seeing your GF in a pic at a blow-job competition? Why in the hell do they have such competitions anyway? How do they judge a winner? So many questions.....

Test Day (rubs hands together and grins in an evil manner....)

So you all know how much I love testing my students. I KNOW they asses dont really study, so its funny to see what answers they write, or how long they actually sit there and stare at the paper before they write anything. So while i'm secretly laughing to myself, I look over and see this one girl just chewing gum and picking at her nails. She is one of the weaker students in the class, and thru her actions, I can tell she just dont give a fuck.

But seeing her sitting there really got me thinkin about her future and every ones in my class for that matter. Her especially cuz she she dont know shit. Her grades in the other classes are really low, and she is far from a stellar student. I just wondered what the hell she would do with her life to be honest. She is a horrible student, so I doubt highly she would do anything differently than now if she went to college. But life here is not like life in the states. Even if you dont go to college, you can still find decent work in the states. Working at a restaurant, fast food place, retailer, or being a secretary. Now those jobs dont necessarily pay much, but like I said, the money is decent (with minimum wage being like $7 something right?) and you can still work your way thru the company to higher positions. BUT HERE, there are only like 90,000 people in this town, which means the jobs are few and far in between. AND they only include working at a cafe/restaurant (with no tips) or working in a clothes shop. SO I really was stuck as to what this girl was planning on doing with herself.

AND on top of not be too bright, not to be a bitch or nothin, but its not like she model-material. She is short and not THAT good looking. I just think its so sad that this chick is only in the 9th grade and is headed no where.

Maybe she will be perfectly content with selling fruits and vegetables at the market.

Oh if you were wondering about her test, all she wrote was her name.......

Volunteer found DEAD outside her home

This is how PC is reporting it:

'U.S. Peace Corps Acting Director Jody K. Olsen, along with the U.S. Embassy in Cotonou, Benin, is saddened to confirm the death of U.S. Peace Corps Volunteer Kate Puzey. Ms. Puzey was found outside her home on March 12 in the village where she worked as an English teacher. Peace Corps Acting Director Olsen said, "Kate was an exemplary member of the Peace Corps family whose dedicated work as a secondary English teacher in a rural public school in Badjoude, Benin, contributed greatly to the lives of the Beninese citizens. Kate's life and work spoke volumes about the kind of dedication she had to her service as a Volunteer, and the U.S. Peace Corps is greatly saddened by her loss. Our condolences go out to her family and loved ones at this time." Peace Corps and the U.S. Embassy in Cotonou are coordinating with local police authorities, who are currently conducting the investigation and will make a final pronouncement on the cause of death. The Government of Benin has expressed condolences to the U.S. government and pledged their full cooperation and support in this matter. Ms. Puzey began her Peace Corps service in Benin on July 17, 2007. She served in the Peace Corps as an English teacher in Badjoude for almost two years. She was 24 years old and a native of Cumming, Ga.'

This is crazy! No word yet on the cause of death, but I wonder what happened....In any event, I know this must be extremely hard for her fam who may not have seen her for a very long time while she was serving. I hope they find the cause of the death and those who may have been involved are put to justice......

Ok I really mean I hope their asses are shot to death!