Sunday, August 30, 2009

I'm Back Baby!

Well after a lot of self loathing, and a deep depression for about a few weeks, I FINALLY managed to get my hands on an iphone!!!!

*Music playing in the background, and hippie-lookin people are dancing and singing*

Im not gonna even go in to what I had to do to get this damn phone, but after thinkin bout it, and lookin at it from another angle, I GOT IT!!!!!!!

And life has never been better, im sure of it.....

Just went to the movies to see Final Destination in 3D. The ending was wack but the 3D was worth it. There were guts and entrails flyin around and it looked like it was flyin right at me. Then I took my lil sis to see Halloween II. Im so lost with this whole series thing, but there were also a lot of guts and neck-slitting, stabbing and plenty of blood. The end was kinda wack too, but hey.......

alright, gotta go help lil sis clean out her wardrobe for school.....ciao folks!

Monday, August 24, 2009

Lol

@ Alex who said my hair grew really fast.....

dUDE wHERE'S mY cAR?

Um, so as you all may know, I have NO iphone. Its sucks for sure....and as you all know, since I live in NY, I don't have a car, cuz I use public transportation. But even that is gettin on my nerves, and I think it might be time to invest in a car.....

I take the train mostly everywhere these days. Its fast, convenient and altho cuz its the summer its usually hot as all hell while waiting for the train, I suppose its not THAT bad. Well since I dont have my iphone now, when Im on the train, I have nothing else better to do than to look at all the other people, and what they are doing...or wearing. And it dawned on me the other day....Most of the people taking public transportation were HIDEOUS!!!!!

I mean Im sorry to say this (but not really) but they were all BUTT UGLY...ok the majority of them. I really just couldnt help but notice how the people on the train jsut looked so out of place. They were raggedy, and dirty, and a lot of them looked like they had just been rolling around in dirt. I started to think that maybe I was the one who was out of place.

There was no eye candy at all either. Not that Im lookin for anyone (hey Poppa), but there were no good lookin dudes on the trains anywhere. No one with bulging muscles to drool over, no one to look at period. The ladies on the train looked all beat up and nasty too. And I mean this wasnt just one train, its like ALL of them!

I was waiting in the station the other night for like 20 minutes for the 5 train. It was kinda late, and it was hot as hell. I could feel the sweat dripping down my legs and thights and chest area. Well anyway, with nothing else to do but wait on the train, I planted myself near the stairs and jsut watched as the people filed in from above, and joined the others people like myself impatiently waiting for the train. A guy with a dirty shirt on with flip-flops...a lady with a messed up weave....teenagers with their pants hanging off their asses so I could see their stained underwear.....it was just ridiculous....

so in the words of whoever said that famous quote.....Dude, where's my car?!?!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

And it gets worse....

Today was such a horrible day, and the funny part is, it aint even over!

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed with cramps. Nothin to eat. It was so hot, and no one has called/emailed me about a damn job. And of course, my iPhone is GONE with the wind. For soem odd reason I had some hope left. Initially it kept going to voice mail when I called the number, but then it rang. I got my hopes up but no one picked up. After calling about 20 times I decided to give it up......

My mom called me sometime last night to tell me that my lil sis strolled in the house around 1:30 AM, altho her curfew is at 11:30. Her excuse: her phone was dead and she didnt know what time it was. How convenient! I was so angry. Lately I feel like she is kinda developing a bad attitude. She doesnt do any chores at home, talks back to my mom all the time, amd most importantly, started fucking up in school. I set very high standards for my lil sis, but she just doesnt see that Im trying to get her to do better. She thinks becuz she just turned 16 she can do what she wants cuz she is grown. Ha, she got another thing comin....So anyway, I had to come to the house today and smack fire out this lil girl. I told her ass to stop talkin back, jsut listen to what I gotta say and keep it moving. So this lil chicken shit had the nerve to say something to me so I smacker her ass. She stepped back and then started crying. I just went off on her ass. Im so tired of her actin up.....

Then I went to the AT&T store to get a new sim card for my phone. I spoke to a representative the day I lost the phone and he said I could get a FREE sim card, and wait 2 weeks to buy a new iPhone for about $200. Low and behold, this fucker LIED about EVERYTHING. The sim card was $25 (which I called to customer service to take care....the customer is always right!) and even if I wait, I still have to pay full price for an iPhone, the cheapest being $499. I was so fuckin digusting you know I was in the store crying. Its so unfair, and Apple think they so slick not having insurance in the iPhone. Bitch asses.......

Oh and did I mention its raining and hot.....

I just need to sit the fuck down somewhere and get a drink!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Here Today...Gone tomorrow

This post has a somber tone to it to be quite honest. I got an iPhone not even 2 weeks ago. It was the happiest day of my life. I got all excited putting people's names and numbers in my phone. The iPhone is ultra convenient. I was able to hook up both my email accounts to the phone to I could check them at the touch of a button. Unlimited texting, and data so I can go on the internet at anytime for as long as I like. The touch screen is amazing and you can download all these applications, a lot of good ones for free. I got this app that gives you the recipes for 5400 alcoholic drinks. I downloaded Wuthering Heights (the entire book), bowling, ping pong, a dictionary, a cook book, and of course the phone comes equipped with a iPod!










And my MOST FAVORITE app ever, Paper Toss. So there are different levels of difficulty, essentially there is a bucket in an office and you have to flick your finger to toss the paper ball into bucket. But ah, there is a twist-There is a fan blowing and you have to have some type of technique to flick it correctly. I was thinkin how utterly ridiculous the thought of being so excited about playin a game that is all about throwin a damn paper ball into a bucket. But I kid you not, this thing is so addictive. I showed it to my lil sis, and she was lookin at me like "are you serious, you think this is amusing?!?!" And its so funny cuz if you miss the bucket and it goes too far, lets say to the next cubicle, you hear a lady's voice sayin stuff like "watch it im tryna bowl on my iphone or will you learn how to aim" Its so hilarious......



But all good things must come to an end right? I went to the Gap to buy some button-up shirts and some dress skirts. Well I went to the dressing room and had the phone with me. I came out and I cant remember if I had it or not, cuz next I went to check out some underwear. Well I bought the shirt I tried on then went to another store. When I got to the other store, I realized I didnt have my phone. Ran back to the Gap and it was a rap. The phone was no where to be found, and when I called it, it went straight to voicemail. Aaaahhhhhhhhh Im so depressed now. Like I cant even imagine life without a phone, but without my IPHONE. Im so sick without it. I was on the train and was so bored. I was extra confused about what to do. Couldnt play paper toss or bowl, so I was stuck with gazing at people. I just kept lookiong around at other people, at the ads on the train. It might take me a few days to get a new one. Might have a hook up who can get me one off the black market (hahaha) for a decent price. So Im waiting to hear back but if not, then Ill have to wait 2 weeks to get the iphone from AT&T.


No lie, I cried when I realized the phone wasnt coming. I wish people would be honest and return stuff they find. Im cryin on the inside right now......Im such a fuckin idiot!

Mom's Bday lunch

Went to luch with my mom, and big sis. I know my big sis looks so young. People think Im the older sis all the time cuz I am a bit more reserved and Im always so dressed up. Not to mention she is so thin and just has a baby face. Well we all pretty much look like my mom I guess. You be the judge......

Texas and regular sized drinks at the restaurant. Blue Hawaiian....uumm good!

I LUV NY

And so should you! Just snapped a few pics of how crowded Times Square was on a saturday night (the night we went to the arcade)



Plenty of artists sitting along the street harrassing people to sit in their lil chairs so they can sketch them. They do real skethces and caricatures.

NYC Yellow Cab...miss those....

Look at all the people

Kickin it with the *Sisters*



Man, I love my sisters! As much as I make fun of how dumb my lil sis is (and she do be actin dumb as hell) I love my lil baby to death! And my older sis, cant imagine life without her.

With that being said, we had a great night out at the arcade. We hit up Dave and Busters and was actin a fool! Renee (older sis) met up with Tiff (lil sis) and I in Times Square. We went up to the arcade and racked up a whole bunch of tickets and got some candy and other small prizes. The pics speak for themselves.....

Tiff just hit ther jackpot and got 380 something tickets.....

Some jump game....we all lost at it!

Renee being a loser.....dont she look cute tho!

I just won a whole bunch of tickets....I love arcades!

Merry Berry's Bday

My Mere Bere had a birthday recently, and of course this awarded me the opportunity to get get all glitzy and glamorous, and of course drink plenty of alcohol. Well Mere looked great, cant deny that, BUT I looked smokin! I decided to pop the tags off of a dress I got in Bulgaria from my favortie store, MANGO. It was that sexy silvery number you see below.
After dinner at this place called Brother Jimmy's, we went to this cute bar around the corner. It 2 dance floors and a rooftop bar. It was so cozy and nice. The music was great, old school R&B. The drinks were good. Mere obviously had a great time, grindin up on Ben like that....


A few things every respectable chick needs: a sexy minidress, nice pumps, and a alcoholic beverage! I'd just like to mention that while I was at the bar, some chick walked up to me NO LIE and said "If Im the only person to tell you, I just wanted you to know that you are working that dress and those pumps!" Ha, thats how fabulous I am......


Kickin it with Emily and (throwback) Ben. Havent seen this dude in like forever.....


And of course, a pic of me and the bday girl. Man, this was such a great night. Mere is such a crazy girl. She kept sayin some funny ass shit too.

singing *oh what a night*