Uumm, how do you know that someone doesnt like you? Weird question huh? I thought myself, but Ive been wondering that for a while now about my Director (principal). The volunteer that was here before me was some dude named Lincoln. He was was of those super volunteers in the eyes of the students and faculty. He got the school those dry erase boards, and got a loud speaker system installed in the school. He had a BG girlfriend whom he has since married, which of course makes him EXTRA SUPER!
With that being said, when I first first first came to the school, the director mentioned that I was not what she was expecting, but I was really cute so she was happy I was here. She is a woman of not many words, and I honestly dont see her often, but when I do, its often extremely awkard, and ALWAYS left wondering if she even likes me.
When we see each other:
-she never speaks first. One time I was walkin down the hall and saw her. Mind you, its just me and her walkin down the hall, so I know she saw me. Had I not said anything, she would have kept walkin, exeplified in the fact that she was almost behind me when I said something to her.
-When my nervousness doesnt get thebest of me and I manage to articulate a hello or good afternoon in BG, she just nods
-I have encountered several odd looks from her
-I tense up and sense a very cold feeling come over me. I was talkin to a colleague and she walks in. I completely stop speakin (and damn near breathing for that matter). She says her lil bit then walks out the room. I might as well had been invisible
So I ask again, does she like me or not?
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Models and Boxers
So to pass the time, you already know that im planted in front of the tv. Im hopin to sprout another arm actually so I can operate the remote, drink juice, and snack on sunflower seeds *Yeah, im THAT lazy* I usually stay up late some days cuz I have to work late the next day. Ive begun to watch boxing on tv. Surprisingly, its not as barbaric and stupid as I originally thought. The fighters really have to have strategy, agility, strength and other traits to ensure victory. Its become quite exciting for me. But the thing I love the most about Boxing, is those sexy ass bodies!!!!! Damn if those dudes dont look delicious and scrumptious at the same time! They all sweaty, with big muscles. Um, just sexy.....And while Im talkin bout sexy, child let me tell you about this model I saw the other day on tv.....
I was watchin some old clips of different fashion shows. This old Dolce and Gabbana show popped up and the models didnt have any shirts on. This one dude was lookin RIGHT. I mean his chest was amazing, he face was gorgeous, and he just exuded sexy. His "v-cut" was ridiculous too. He was so cut and chiseled. I was damn near droolin....Un, im bout to start droolin just thinkin of him.....
Oh hey Poppa....and dont be gettin all out of pocket, cuz yo ass be droolin over that Kardashian chick, so stop it!
I was watchin some old clips of different fashion shows. This old Dolce and Gabbana show popped up and the models didnt have any shirts on. This one dude was lookin RIGHT. I mean his chest was amazing, he face was gorgeous, and he just exuded sexy. His "v-cut" was ridiculous too. He was so cut and chiseled. I was damn near droolin....Un, im bout to start droolin just thinkin of him.....
Oh hey Poppa....and dont be gettin all out of pocket, cuz yo ass be droolin over that Kardashian chick, so stop it!
Out of Hiding
Its been a hot minute since I been clubbin in Sofia. We just came off a break, and I actually stayed home the whole break. I decided to come out of hiding and show my lovely face to the world in this cute lil number. I didnt want to overwhelm folk with a tight dress get-up, so I opted for some skinny jeans, and this cute lil top. I was poppin tags with the whole outfit (just thought you should know) and I had to complete the look with a black 3/4 sleeve jacket and my pumps. Red toes and a red clutch completed the look. *I know you wish you were me*
Food Shopping
So I really had to step back and reevaluate what the hell was going on. I hate walkin all the way to the supermarket, then walkin all the way back home with bags. I also hate goin to the supermarket cuz everyone stares at me. which makes me uncomfortable. I hate buyin food in bulk cuz it spoils and I have to throw it away. I say all this to kinda explain why my fridge looks like this.
I finally had to look at my *thinning* self in the mirror and for the sake of my health, I decided to go to the damn supermarket and buy some food. Cuz lets just be honest, I cant eat Ranch dressing, jelly, mustard, butter and drink water for the rest of my time here *together or separately* hahahahahahaha
I have since indeed bought food to put in the fridge. Please dont worry about me.....lol
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Good Will
Just thought Ive give the school some well deserved shine. Some students thought it would be a good idea to have a bake sale, and give the proceeds to an orphanage. Tues, Wed, and Thurs students (mostly my 10g) stayed outside in the front yard to sell baked goods, cookies, and other sweet chocolates and candies. 
It was such a great idea, and good cause, that I just wanted to highlight their good deeds!
Bravo....
Soccer Game
You all (should) know that I am not a huge soccer fan. Ok to be completely honest I am not a soccer fan at all. The thought of kicking the ball around from one end of the field to another doesnt quite excite me that much. I have tried to watch it a few times, but the game is just so tedious that I get bored quickly from the lack of excitement NEVER occurs unless someone is scoring (which takes forever) or fighting. BUT I am however, a firm believer in team spirit.
Ive been to one of my city's soccer games before. But it was really cold, and we lost the game. I was really disappointed at the loss, but kinda amazed at how serious the fans took the whole thing. They were throwing snow onto the field, trying to hit the opposing team's players, AND the ref. They were shouting really horrible things at the players and gettin way too upset for it just to be a game.
Well anyway, I was invited to see the game they had yesterday. I was a bit skeptic I must admit. Some people in the town are rude to me, so I can only imagine how some of the fans would be, esp. since they are mostly older guys. Thelast time I went I met with 2 guys that I know, but this time I went with 2 girls, and I was a bit worried. But nothing happened. We actually sat next to one of the guys I was with the last time. I was waving Minyour's (the name of the team) flag and altho folks were lookin at me like I was an alien at frist, they seemed to be more focused on calling the Ref a 'pederas" (faggot) than me after a while.
We lost the game.
I managed to have a good time tho. After I went for some drinks, then went home.
Oh b4 I go, quick comment. This whole "Im badly hurt so I have to jerk my body around and lay on the ground hours after I was barely touched" bit is gettin old. And thats another thing I dislike about soccer. I dont know if this only happens in BG, but its annoying as fuck. Ive seen a few players (when there is nothing on tv and I give in to my better judgement and watch a soccer game for like 5 minutes) get BARELY touched, or kicked by accident. They fall to the floor, then start twistin and moving around like they just got stabbed or something. Im always thinkin in my head "is it really THAT serious" And to make matters worse, after the ref checks the guy out, a whole hospital runs over to smooth things over, then 2 small guys come with that lil portable bed thing and scoop the player up like he is dying. This happened during the course of the game. Someone got "injured" and they had to scoop him up. AS SOON AS he got off the field, homeboy hopped off the thing and kept it moving. FOOLISHNESS!
Ive been to one of my city's soccer games before. But it was really cold, and we lost the game. I was really disappointed at the loss, but kinda amazed at how serious the fans took the whole thing. They were throwing snow onto the field, trying to hit the opposing team's players, AND the ref. They were shouting really horrible things at the players and gettin way too upset for it just to be a game.
Well anyway, I was invited to see the game they had yesterday. I was a bit skeptic I must admit. Some people in the town are rude to me, so I can only imagine how some of the fans would be, esp. since they are mostly older guys. Thelast time I went I met with 2 guys that I know, but this time I went with 2 girls, and I was a bit worried. But nothing happened. We actually sat next to one of the guys I was with the last time. I was waving Minyour's (the name of the team) flag and altho folks were lookin at me like I was an alien at frist, they seemed to be more focused on calling the Ref a 'pederas" (faggot) than me after a while.
We lost the game.
I managed to have a good time tho. After I went for some drinks, then went home.
Oh b4 I go, quick comment. This whole "Im badly hurt so I have to jerk my body around and lay on the ground hours after I was barely touched" bit is gettin old. And thats another thing I dislike about soccer. I dont know if this only happens in BG, but its annoying as fuck. Ive seen a few players (when there is nothing on tv and I give in to my better judgement and watch a soccer game for like 5 minutes) get BARELY touched, or kicked by accident. They fall to the floor, then start twistin and moving around like they just got stabbed or something. Im always thinkin in my head "is it really THAT serious" And to make matters worse, after the ref checks the guy out, a whole hospital runs over to smooth things over, then 2 small guys come with that lil portable bed thing and scoop the player up like he is dying. This happened during the course of the game. Someone got "injured" and they had to scoop him up. AS SOON AS he got off the field, homeboy hopped off the thing and kept it moving. FOOLISHNESS!Just play the damn game!
Pizza Party...well kinda
I cant really say Im too sure that the kids here understand the word party . I did a "Christmas Party" with my 10g class and it was wack as hell. I attempted to bake a cake for them, and told them to bring other drinks and refreshments. And if you remember, a few people brought in juice boxes. After the secret santa exchange, we took pics and that was the end of the party. I was kinda bummed.
I told my kids that whoever's movie was the best (which we just decided to see who's script was the best), they would win a pizza party. So of course I had to deliver on what I said, and we had the pizza party on Wednesday. I honestly think the kids were really surprised that I came thru with the pizzas. They looked kinda scared at first, and I had to assure them it was ok to eat the damn pizza. I told them to bring drinks tho, and I thought they woudl chip in some change and get a big soda so everyone could share, or bring some other snacks, but NO. Again, jsut individual juice boxes. Then I wanted to play some games, you know, have fun at the party. But they kids started rubbin their stomachs and pretending like they just worked an 8 hour shift and were too tired to play. I had to settle on doing some word games with half the class, while the other half played cards. They suck!
I had to practically hold them to gunpoint to take this pic~ but they look pretty convincing!
Thats my girl Eva. She is so damn adorable. She dresses nice, and she is probably one of the best lookin Bulgarians Ive ever seen! She's peppy, spunky, and I just wish she would take ENG a bit more seriously.
Thats me cuttin the small ass pizza. I ordered 3 LARGE pizzas thinkin they would be ATLEAST something close to the ones in the states. But to my amazement, the LARGE here was the equivalent to an American SMALL! I guess Americans fo have a problem with fast food. Fat asses....A lil somethin funny....
I was reading this in a magazine. The pic kinda caught my eye, but reading what was attached was so hilarious I thought Id share.....
Every week I look forward to FHM.com's Friday email. A few Fridays back I whacked on my PC, opened my inbox and took great joy in looking through your pics of the Greece Blow-Job Competition at the Baywatch Bar in Zante. But then I saw the pics of the "blonde girl with the denim skirt." At this point I felt sick. That girl is my girlfriend. She'd been on holiday to Zante in August, but what was she doing with that man's penis in her mouth? I've since quizzed her about this, and she still tried to pretend that she had been faithful to me. I woudl like to thank FHM because althought I have a broken heart, you've managed to save me from a future heartache at the hands of the cheating bitch. I would like to take this opportunity to tell mankind that although the pics make it appear as if she knows what she's doing, she's crap at oral sex.
Whoa!!! Can you imagine, seeing your GF in a pic at a blow-job competition? Why in the hell do they have such competitions anyway? How do they judge a winner? So many questions.....
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
The Daily Foolishness
I cant really say today was one of my best. Im only halfway done with my classes and I kinda have an attitude already. I just had class with the 9g. Yesterday I had an awesome day with this half of the class. We had a pizza party (which Ill blog about lata) and it went semi ok. I gave them all assignments earlier this week having to do with technology, since thats what we are covering in the textbook. I decided the Cell Phone Scavenger Hunt activity worked pretty well with the 10g class, so I could recycle it and do it with the 9th class. And I really like this activity cuz it allows students to be creative and have some fun.
The first half of the 9g I had did pretty ok. On boy in a group of 3 hasnt shown up to school for the past few days. So the other 2 boys in the group decided they werent gonna do the assignment. When I asked why no one called him, they both replied no one had his number. But in fact, all the students info including home numbers are in the Dnevnik (the attendance book) and in fact Ive seen one of the guys in the group get someone;s number from the dnevnik. So I asked why they didnt bother to tell me he was absent (I didnt have class with them for 2 days) and ask if they could just do the project without him. And of course I got nothing but blank stares. I told them they were gettin a failing grade then, cuz obviously they didnt even try to do the work. They asked if they could do the project and give it to me by Tuesday, and I agreed. They generally seemed spooked by gettin that failing grade and decided to do something.
So I had the other half of the 9g after, and to my astonishment, NO ONE in the damn class had the assignment. No one. Not even the girls in the class who ALWAYS do their work, and get excellent marks in the class.
I kinda was enraged at that point. I asked why no one had the assignment and they said they honestly forgot to do, to which I replied, well Ima forget to give (yo ass-wish I could have said this part) you a good grade then. As a matter of fact, the whole class is gettin (got...truth be told, I was very excited when I wrote those marks for the ENTIRE half of the class) failing marks, cuz no one did the assignment. Damn shame......
It really does make me so disappointed that the students just dont want to do anything. They are just so content in their lil lives, playing computer games, and eating candy. Sitting in class spacing out, deciding on a REGULAR basis that they not gonna do any work. They are really starting to disgust me, and I frankly am not particularly interested in teaching this class next year. Actually, im gonna try to insist on it cuz Ill be damn if I teach these lil bastards for another year and they just dont listen or do any work at all. The 10g class is really tough and way harder than the stuff they do now (which is damn near nothing). They gonna have a rude awakenin if I teach that class next year, and I dont think its gonna turn out good for them at all.
Damn, Im kinda in a sour mood now.....and it looks like its gonna rain.
Oh but wait, in 10g most of the students have been absent becuz of a bake sale. 5 students showed up to class today (1 more than yesterday) and with that many students absent, whats the point of even teaching anything? I just sat in silence and wondered how different my life would be if I werent here. Sad, I know......
The first half of the 9g I had did pretty ok. On boy in a group of 3 hasnt shown up to school for the past few days. So the other 2 boys in the group decided they werent gonna do the assignment. When I asked why no one called him, they both replied no one had his number. But in fact, all the students info including home numbers are in the Dnevnik (the attendance book) and in fact Ive seen one of the guys in the group get someone;s number from the dnevnik. So I asked why they didnt bother to tell me he was absent (I didnt have class with them for 2 days) and ask if they could just do the project without him. And of course I got nothing but blank stares. I told them they were gettin a failing grade then, cuz obviously they didnt even try to do the work. They asked if they could do the project and give it to me by Tuesday, and I agreed. They generally seemed spooked by gettin that failing grade and decided to do something.
So I had the other half of the 9g after, and to my astonishment, NO ONE in the damn class had the assignment. No one. Not even the girls in the class who ALWAYS do their work, and get excellent marks in the class.
I kinda was enraged at that point. I asked why no one had the assignment and they said they honestly forgot to do, to which I replied, well Ima forget to give (yo ass-wish I could have said this part) you a good grade then. As a matter of fact, the whole class is gettin (got...truth be told, I was very excited when I wrote those marks for the ENTIRE half of the class) failing marks, cuz no one did the assignment. Damn shame......
It really does make me so disappointed that the students just dont want to do anything. They are just so content in their lil lives, playing computer games, and eating candy. Sitting in class spacing out, deciding on a REGULAR basis that they not gonna do any work. They are really starting to disgust me, and I frankly am not particularly interested in teaching this class next year. Actually, im gonna try to insist on it cuz Ill be damn if I teach these lil bastards for another year and they just dont listen or do any work at all. The 10g class is really tough and way harder than the stuff they do now (which is damn near nothing). They gonna have a rude awakenin if I teach that class next year, and I dont think its gonna turn out good for them at all.
Damn, Im kinda in a sour mood now.....and it looks like its gonna rain.
Oh but wait, in 10g most of the students have been absent becuz of a bake sale. 5 students showed up to class today (1 more than yesterday) and with that many students absent, whats the point of even teaching anything? I just sat in silence and wondered how different my life would be if I werent here. Sad, I know......
Monday, April 27, 2009
Go Vote, or when I see you I'll SLAP your face!
hahahaha just jokin (but not really!) My friend from school has entered some Sean John competition to be one of the new faces of the company. He is sooooooooo adorable and is model material all the way. Not only is he good looking, he has a great sense of humor, is VERY fashionable, and has such a warm heart. I've blog about Delmar before, cuz I consider him such a great friend. 
Isn't he just gorgeous? Well anyway, here is the link to the sean john website: http://seanjohn.com/contest/ . Make sure you vote for my friend, not only cuz I told you too, but because he really is good looking and deserves it!
Isn't he just gorgeous? Well anyway, here is the link to the sean john website: http://seanjohn.com/contest/ . Make sure you vote for my friend, not only cuz I told you too, but because he really is good looking and deserves it!
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