Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Paris

I met up with Ferg in Paris on Wed. I almost missed the flight cuz I thought I was flyin out on Thur. My flight was at 6:55 AM, so I went to Sofia Tues. night and hung out with G til about 3 AM. We went to see Slumdog Millionaire and we got some grub. Then we went to an internet cafe for a while. I finally spoke to my big and lil sis, and Poppa. Things are not goin so well back at home, but there really is nothin I can do all the way from here. Poppa had somewhere to go and couldnt really talk, and that kinda made me upset, but I got over it!
I waited in the airport for a few hours for my flight. I read a book, combed my hair, went to the bathroom like 8 times. You know, things to pass the time. My flight was only 2 hours, and by about 9, Ferg and I were huggin each other tightly and I had a big smile on my face. My sis packed a suitcase full of shoes and clothes for me a while back, and when Ferg was supposed to come for X-mas she was gonna bring it to me, but she didnt come. But she brought it this time, and to my surprise, there were 7 pairs of pumps and a pair of sneakers, a few pairs of jeans, shirts, dresses, my Fendi bag, Gucci bag, and new Coach bag I bought b4 I came but never wore. I was so f*ckin happy to see all the stuff. It was like X-mas for me!
We took the train so we could meet up with her friend for lunch. We had Italian food and after that we went sightseeing. We of course went to see the Eiffel Tower which was amazing. The line was dumb long so we didnt get to go up, but I snapped a lot of picks. We went to see some other statue thing nearby, walked around a bit in search of shops, then got some grub. We went to this small bar type place and got burgers. They were interesting cuz the burger came with only the bottom bun and an egg on top. It was really good tho. We got the night train to Milan and arrived Thurs morn about 7 AM.

The Pussy Cat Dolls feat. Nicole Sch.....

Well aint this some BS if I ever seen it! I got back from my Italy trip (Ill write about that later) and as usual, Im chillin in bed, watchin music videos. Apparently the Pussycat Dolls have a new video/song out called "Jai Ho" Some Indian sounded joint. Its kinda cute, and in the vid Nicole looks damn near Indian. But what I am concerned about is that fact that when they list the name of the music vid when it first begins to play, you know with the artist, and their label, it looks a lil something like this:

Jai Ho
A. Rahman and the Pussycat Dolls Feat. Nicole Sch.. (whatever her name is...)
Doll Dominination

When in the hell did Nicole go solo? Why in the hell is it the PCD FEAT. Nicole?

This is what my BEEF is with these damn girl and boy groups. They have a lead singer who by all means, can sing really well, but arent they in a group? What the hell are the other members in the group there for if they not singing? We have seen this time and again with plenty of "groups" i.e Destiny's Child. We all know they should have been called Beyonce and them, cuz she sang the most, did all the vocals, and in the videos, she was the center of attention. SHE was the GROUP! Then there was NSYNC. The other members sang a few words, but we all know Justin and that other guy were the main dudes. And look were Justin is now, in the spotlight while the others are where....? Not that anyone really cares where they are tho.....
I just think this is major BS. Nicole has been the star of the group for a while now, and the others are there to just look good and dance. Damn shame. I keep wonderin tho, if I could sing, and I were in a group where one person was gettin all the shine, would I stay in the group cuz I was gettin paid the same.....
Hell no, cuz I need to be the center of attention............I wonder if the other PCD can even sing at all?

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Un Huh

Look at you pretending like we boyfriend and girfriend. You still my boo tho......

Ja mata....

thats lata in Japanese! Today is the last day of school for me, and since my laptop has a virus, I cant use it at all. So that means, no last minute blog posts for my fans out there before my big trip.
If you didnt know, I am flying to PARIS on Thursday, then im going to MILAN for a few days. Im gonna meet with Ferg, who is bringin me a bag full of clothes and shoes, to go with the cray shoppin im gonna do while Im there. From the Hotel Ill try to upload some photos of yours truly, while keeping you abreast of the foolishness I am sure to encounter abroad (I have an eye for it now).
I am truly excited to be flying out of this country. Altho Ive been to Greece and Turkey, that was on the bus and train. It was long hours and plain ole wack as hell. But I am FLYING to Paris and I couldnt be more happy about that! I am also dyin to see Ferg. For all of you that dont know, she is one of the most important people in my life. We are so close I consider like a mom. She has always been there for me ever since we met when I was in high school, and helped me when I was goin through rough patches in my life. And she has been my travel buddy. We went to the Dominican Republic together and Tokyo when I was in high school. When I studied abroad in Tokyo again during college, she flew all the way to see me and we went to Shanghai together. I love her to death, and I cant wait to see her!
Well thats it from em folks. Have a GREAT weekend, and Ill blog as soon as I can. Im workin on a lil video for yall, so keep an eye out for that. Its sure to be HILARIOUS. Think "for shits and giggles" but to the next level! 10 times as funnier!!

Ciao Ciao

I WILL cut you


Looks like Rihanna went and got my Man's namesake tatted on her. Robby, we cool and all, but dont make me have to hurt you ok? And just a FYI, I doubt you scaring anyone with this tat. Aint it just a bit too late?
Shit, I see Poppa got all the girls wantin to f.u.c.k him too......Bang Bang!
*kisses*

Top 10: BANNED!

So becuz Bulgaria makes wack ass music, they play a lot of other pop music from AMER and other parts of Europe. A lot of the beats I have noticed are like techno beats, and many of the UK/London or western European rappers use these techno beats too. I have a few favorites, but Ill tell you who I cant stand to hear. Here is a countdown of my top "Banned form Playing in my damn APT"

10. Dead and Gone-I know it just came out, but they have already run it into the ground

9. Flo-Rida- Low- Ive hated this song from Jump

8. Kardinal Offishall/AKon Dangerous-Enough already

7. Kevin Rudolph and Wayne-Wayne, please stop the shenanigans, your not a rocker!

6. Beyonce If I were a Boy- Ok we get it, Boys are scum!

5. Rihanna Disturbia

4. Akon Right Now Na Na

3. Flo-Rida Right Round-Give it up, your wack!

2. Katy Perry Hot and Cold-Bitch you cant dance, sit down

and the number 1 banned form playin in my apt is: (drum roll)

1. Katy Perry (again) I kisses a Girl-for whatever reason, BG are OBSEESSED with that damn song. I hate it!

City of Lames.....

Now yall all know how I do when I go to the club. I GOTS TA BE (have to be for all you slow ones out there) the baddest chick there. All eyes have to be on me, cuz Im the center of the universe, and again, I really believe this!

Anyway, I wish people could be more like me. It just boggles my mind that people roll up to the club lookin like they do. Case in point: AFRICANS! Now yall know I aint racist (on weekends...LOL) but them Africans, they know they need to stop it. Like NOW! Not only do they be comin to the club lookin all types of Oh Hell No, they got the NERVE to be SMELLIN FUNKY! and I kid you not. Im over at the bar doin what I do best, Lookin dip as a chip. This dude come over tryna talk to me. Now I understand Im a new face, and I look good. So everybody wanna know who I am. So he tryna talk to me, and he leans over to say somethin in my hear, cuz the music is mad loud and I cant hear him. When I tell you a whiff of something STANK hit my noise. I mean this MOFO smelled like ASS, ONIONS, and ATHLETE's FOOT. I was like "I say GOTDAMN, is that you?!?!"

Next on the list: Sluts/Chickenheads (yeah I had to take it back to the oldschool). Now this is a dead issue, cuz they everywhere like roaches. They be shakin they ass all in the club, doin all types of freaky shit just to be noticed by dudes. And from what I hear, a lot of these BG chicks be all on these Black dudes (ball players) like WHITE on RICE. There is this one black chick who I saw up in the club, with a blonde wig on. Was she serious?!?! It was like a Marilyn Monroe short cut with curls. Not only did she look extremely stupid, but the blonde wig was clashing with her yellow pant suit and black PLEATHER shoe boots. They need to stop it, like ASAP!

BUSTERS. Now this is some real shit right here. Cuz as we all know, Busters are everywhere, and they can take the form of many different identities: SCAMMERS, HATERS, IMPOSTERS, LOSERS, LAMES, and so on. And unfortunately for Bulgaria, its a whole bunch of these MOFOs just walkin around, living in harmony. Please dont be all in my face with the BS. I know Im the shit, but I dont want to know you, and I could give 2 shits about who you are. You came over to try to holla and I aint give you no play, GET OUT MY FACE! No you cant buy me a drink and I damn sure dont want ya number, Please keep it moving. And if need be I can say that in 3 different languages! Lets get it poppin.....

Im telling you, we need to rise up against these growing populations cuz they are gettin to epic proportions!

Clubbin'

So as you all know, last week wasnt one of my best. The students were just gettin on my damn nerves, and I needed to go to the club. To chill, hang out, drink, party, you know that usual. The only problem is, Geeyah was out of town, and I had no one to go with. I decided to hit up some folks and see if they wanted to go with me. The only other people I really know is this dude named Trent (the son of someone who works at the embassy), and thats about it.....lol

So I texted him to see if he was goin out and he said yes. He didnt really let me know a time and we didnt really discuss meeting up anywhere, but I just went with it. I got to Sofia about 10, and I still hadnt heard from him, so I went to the movies. Alone. And thats cool. I didnt mind. I saw Duplicity, and it was pretty decent. He texted me lata and said he was at the club.
The movie was over about 12:45 and I just walked over the club. He was there with some dude from Jersey, and a Bulgarian guy and his girl. They seemed very nice. The guy and girl both lived in the states for a few years, and their EN was impeccable. Dude sounded like he took a swing through Harlem a few times actually. Well I had only been in the club for about 1/2 hr, when Trent says that he feels drunk and wants to leave. The dude from Jersey left with him, and I was there with the BG guy and his chick. I so wish I wasnt........
These MOFO's was 2 humps away from having sex in that bitch. I mean homey was puttin his hands all in her ass (she had jeans on) and I just couldnt help but think is she was gettin a wedgie. Then they were kissin mad hard and after awhile not only was bored as hell, I was fuckin disgusted. They shouldve just took a trip to the bathroom and got it poppin....
At this point, Im just sittin at the bar. I knew a few people there, some ball players, but I was basically alone. I just sat at the bar after a while sippin my drink. I wish Poppa was there so we could be freakin off, or Jojo was there so we could be makin fun of how stupid the Bulgarians looked dancin. I did meet this one chick from Queens tho. We started talkin and then we started dancing. But she was 19 and was dancin all HOE-ish and I wasnt wit it at all. I mean homegirl was in the mutha fucka floor and shit. I got tired of the BS and just left. The bus to my town wasnt leaving for like another hr and a half. I walked from the club toward the bus station for about an hour, took the tram the rest of the way, and still waited about 1/2 hour b4 my bus came and I went home.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I see we STILL in the BOX

There were a few students who didnt take the test form 10G. So I had to schedule a time for them to take the test before class started. One girl showed up yesterday, and we began to look for an empty room so she could take the test. I go to this one room that is usually unoccupied thinkin I would be in and out. There was someone in the room.

We both walk in and I say nicely in Bulgarian may we use the room. There was one lady at the desk and 1 kid in the room obvioulsy taking a test. The lady looks at me in that "I dont understand a word you sayin" look, so I told the student to ask her if we could use the room so she could take the test. The teacher says, but he is taking a test. We took that as a no...

Is it me, or was that so in the BOX?!? I only had one student with me, and she was takin a test just like the 1 kid in the room already. I thought it logical that my student could just sit in the classroom also. We both would. And its not like she was gonna be helpin homeboy with is test. So whats the reason why she couldnt take the test in the same room as this kid??? I dont fuckin know.

Do you?????????????????

"IN-THE-BOX-ITIS" please believe, its a disease.....

Missed call from Voicemail?!?!

Yeah you read that correctly....For a few days now, Ive been receiving calls from "voicemail." This is the phone that I took over from Jojo when she left, so I know not many people have the number. Everyone knows she is gone, and the only time I use it, is to call other vols. I dont give this number out cuz I dont even know it......
So anyway, Ive been seeing these missed calls from Voicemail and hearing messages left. I was initially thinkin that cuz the bill was due maybe the phone company was callin me or something along those lines. And I never really remember hearing the phone ring, so I thought it odd that I was missing calls from Voicemail.
So yesterday Im keepin my ears open just in case the phone rings. And of course it does. I look at the caller ID and it says voicemail. I pick up and say "Alo" in that Bulgarian tone and the voice on the other end begins to speak Bulgarian. He was speakin so quickly tho that I hung the phone up. So Voicemail calls back, and I tell him that I cant speak Bulgarian that well, so he says Ciao and we hang up.
Wouldnt you know, this MOFO calls me back AGAIN, and very slowly asks me who I am. Now I think this is very strange seeing as how 1. You called me homey, and 2. the number came up as voicemail, so Im still thinkin its someone from my phone company. Nonetheless, I tell him who I am. He then asks me where Im from. OK now hold on, who the hell is this?!?!?!
So he tells me that he is in Holland, and we've never met, but he wants to talk to me. I hang that phone up. Voicemail send me a text, askin me (in Bulgarian) if he can call me.....
For what bitch, I dont even know yo ass!!!

Britney, I know what you mean girl. All of the boys and all of the girls are dying to f.u.c.k me! Folks from all over the world who dont even know me.
Tis is the life of Lady Sha Sha!