yes ladies and gentlemen the time had come to commemorate the one year anniversary of: *DRUM ROLL PLEASE*
NO SEX!
Yes you read that correctly. In just about 2 short weeks, I will have NOT had sex in a year! What an amazing feat to have accomplished. And just incase you were bad at math i've been here 11 months so that leaves a month unaccounted for. Well the actually 6 weeks before I left I stopped all activity altogether. And just for the record, please believe that I could have BEEN jumped in the bed with someone, cuz Im that SHIT!
Dont feel sorry for me please. I really aint missin out on anything. Most of these folks out here cant even work it in the bedroom.....hahahahahaha
*hand claps all around*
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